Chut ka Bhav
"Ek kilo onion?"
"Do kiss. Tongue wala. Nigal ke."
Mumbai ki asli economy yahan chalti hai—sabzi mandi ke peeche, jahan Rahim ke haath teri chut mein hain aur bhindi free ho jaati hai.
"School fees chahiye?"
"Do ghante. Muh, chut, gaand. Dono baar nikaalna. Father Dominic ka special rate."
St. Mary's ke basement mein, do paadri teri har hole bhar rahe hain, aur Aarti ki fees clear ho jaati hai.
"Kiraya maaf karein?"
"Paanch ghante. Poora nanga. Jo man kare woh. Meri kutiya ban ke reh."
Mr. Sharma ke bed pe, teen mahine ka rent teri gaand mein nikaal ke ada hota hai.
"Ration?"
"Line mein khadi randi. Andar aa. Teen log, do ghante. Wheat, rice, sugar—sab milega. Bas chut ka hisab clear karna padega."
Kotedar Mishra ke store room mein, grain ke bori pe chud ke tu apna monthly quota collect karti hai.
Police station mein Inspector Pawar poochhta hai: "Kya hai tu?"
"Randi," tu bolti hai, do constables ke lund tere muh aur gaand mein hain.
Yeh hai Maya ki duniya. Yahan paise nahi, sirf flesh chalta hai. Har transaction mein kapde utarte hain. Har deal mein koi kisi ke andar nikalta hai. Aur har rate list ki top line likhi hoti hai teri chut pe.
Bazaar. Jahan sab kuch bikta hai. Aur tu sabse mehengi item hai.
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